Reader x various[SNK]: Lets get one thing straight

''They're staring at you again (first)'' Annie's monotone voice pulled you away from the book you were reading. ''Who is?'' you asked not wanting to turn around, you watched as her ice blue eyes peered over your shoulder. ''Reiner, Jean and Connie'' 

''Can we leave?''

''Would be for the best''

Sliding over your tray of food towards Sasha, ''If you can cause a distraction I will give you the rest of my dinner'' Sasha eagerly took the tray and gave you a wink ''Consider it done (first)'' she jumped up from her seat and made her way over to the guys table from what you could hear she was begging them for food, making them turn around to protect their meals - giving you and Annie enough time to make an escape. 

You didn't know when this started but for some weird reason you seemed to be the number one on every guys list, there wasn't anything special about you. You were just a typical everyday girl, mostly spending your time in the background not wanting to attract any attention to yourself but, that failed you. 

They would flirt (attempted too) on many occasions mostly when you were alone.

Jean

Jean slid his arm over your shoulder a dissatisfied grunt left your lips as you shrugged him off. ''Oh come on (first) don't be like that'' 

''Jean please'' you said we a sigh as you tried to walk away. ''Are you a fruit? Because honeydew you know how good you look right now?'' you place a hand over your mouth to stop yourself from laughing, for some strange reason Jean takes this as a signal to continue. ''Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back''

''Are you drunk?'' 

''Intoxicated by you'' he half smirks giving you a wink, that was it you couldn't hold it anymore and burst out into laughter. ''Oh god, Jean you really need to get better pick up lines'' 

Reiner 

Reiner slid in next to you on the dinning table. ''Hey babe, what you reading?'' 

''A book''

''Why read that when you have a better view right here'' he spoke as he gestured to himself. ''Thanks but no thanks, I'm good'' Reiner pouted at you but then a smirk played on his face, his hand placed itself on your thigh causing you to tense. ''Reiner if your hand doesn't remove itself from my leg I will personally rip it off and shove it down your throat'' 

Reiner being the jerk he is took this as a playful remark, instead of removing his hand he gave your thigh a light squeeze. You placed your much smaller hand on top of his, Reiner thought that he had won and gave your a large grin you in turn smile sweetly at him as you dug your fingernails into his skin, he yelped and pulled away.

''Please don't touch me again''

Connie

''Hey (first) I'm having a party at my house later''

''Really? Who's going?'' Connie attempted to put a flirty smirk on his face, ''Oh just me, you and the stars''

''If we are inside a house why would the stars be involved?'' Connie looked at you his face became flustered, ''Oh.. well, you know?'' you let out a chuckle giving him a pat on the back. ''Have fun at your party Connie'' 

Bertolt                                      

You were sat rubbing your temples when Bertolt sat down near you he offered you a weak smile, you returned the smile and his cheeks dusted pink. Oh god, not Berolt too.

''What's up Berolt?'' 

''N-nothing, you were sat alone, s-so I came over'' he stuttered you could see that he was sweating slightly, poor Bertolt he was the shyest of the guys, even Armin was more outgoing than what Bertolt was. ''How come you're not with Reiner?''

''Oh, he went to the nurses office. Hurt his hand or something'' you chuckled. ''H-hey, I was wondering if you would like to go for coffee sometime?'' you raised your eyebrow at him, Bertolt raised his hands in defense. ''I-I didn't mean it l-like that! J-just as friends, you know?''

Poor Bertolt he had probably been working up the courage to ask you out and you just freaked him out. Smiling you patted him on the shoulder, ''I'd love to Bertolt''

''Oh, g-great, I'll s-see you around'' Bertolt couldn't get away fast enough, poor nervous Bertolt.

Eren

''I heard you turned horseface down earlier'' a sigh left you lips, ''He didn't actually ask me out, so I didn't actually turn him down''

''So does this mean you are still available?'' you shook your head, ''Eren''

''Come on (first) I'm way better than Jean'' you rolled your eyes and started to walk away but Eren being as persistent as he is followed you. ''I'm better than him in many ways for example...'' you zoned out not wanting to even sparing a moment to listen. ''Eren I don't care if you are better than him, I'm not interested'' 

He wrapped one of his arms around your waist you pulled away. ''Jeager! Get your hands of my girl!'' The similar voice of Jean came from across the room. ''Shove of horseface!'' the two of them started spewing insults at one another, you took this as an opportunity to leave.

Levi

As you were walking away trying to escape the clutches of Eren and also trying to avoid everyone else. As you sneak around a corner you bumped into someone, male judging by the grunt. Looking up your (E/C) orbs met with a similar steel grey ones - the steel grey eyes that nearly every girl in the school falls for. ''Sorry Levi, I wasn't looking where I was going''

''Tch brat, what are you sneaking around for?'' you sighed, ''Trying to escape Eren, Jean, Reiner, Bertolt - basically everyone'' 

''Why is that?'' 

''Wouldn't you run away from their horrible pick up lines?'' a small chuckle left his throat. ''There is something different about you (first)'' you hummed, ''Really? I wouldn't really think so'' Levi moved a bit closer to you, making you back up until your back in the wall. ''Well, I think so''

Two of his fingers placed under your chin, he tilted your head back slightly. A smirk was plastered over his face when you didn't resist him, ''Very different'' he whispered as he moved his face closer to yours, his eyes fluttered closed - only for them to shoot back open when it didn't feel right.

''The fuck?'' Was all he could muster to say when he realized he had kissed the palm of your hand. ''I've already sent Reiner to the nurses office, do you want to join him?'' 

''Tch'' Levi turned on his heel and stormed off, such an angry elf.
~*~

A heavy sigh lets your lips as you face planted the desk, Annie sat by your side her face void of all expression. ''This needs to stop''

''I know, but how?'' you groaned. Annie was right this did need to stop, this had been going on now for weeks and it was starting to get on your nerves. The table creaked the sound of another person joining you, looking up you were met with the smiling face of Marco.

Sweet freckled Jesus.

''Marco! I need your help. I need to get the guys of my back'' Marco chuckled, ''I know, I've seen them''

''How can I get them off my back?'' 

''You could always just tell them'' You sat bolt upright, ''I think it would be for the best, would get them off my back''

''I have the perfect way to do it'' Marco leaned over and started whispering his plan into your ear. ''You.Are.A.Genius!'' 

~*~

Meet me in the theater  I have something to tell you - (First)

Eren walked into the theater a large smug grin plastered on his face - A grin that was wiped off when Jean walked through the door. ''Why are you here?!''

''I could ask you the same thing!'' 

They were then joined by Reiner who was shortly followed by Bertolt and a excited looking Connie and last but not least the school's very own casanova Levi. They all began to bicker with one another only stopping when the stage lights came on shining on (first) and Annie - much to the boys surprises.

''I know that all of you will be pretty pissed that I brought you all here, but let's get one thing straight''

''I'm not'' 

Annie then cupped your face with her hands bring your face closer to hers, placing a tender kiss on your lips. The pair of you then left the stage hand in hand not before you gave Marco (who was hiding in the little room that controls the lighting) a thumbs up. The boys all stared wide eyed at the now empty stage.

''W-well, that was s-something'' Jean stuttered followed by the rest nodding their heads. ''I think we should just, you know? Leave?'' Connie added. ''Yeah, think we should''

It was safe to say that after that day you were left alone, not one horrible pick up line was thrown in your direction ever again.